trouserweasel:

*jalapeños
I applaud your effort, though

trouserweasel:

*jalapeños

I applaud your effort, though

bowbot:

hey. did i mention i love neil cicierega

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

anyth1ng3ut0rdin4ry:

I have an idea son, why don’t we drive to the nearest cliff and see if the law of gravity applies to you.

meladoodle:

hey guys my blog got deleted my old url was “i-used-a-dangerous-money-making-scheme-and-now-im-upset-that-theres-repercussions.tumblr.com” i used to have 1,000,000 followers and now i have no place to use shady ways to make money so help me out please. i’m so upset and sincere right now even though my bank account is flourishing so please feel sorry for me after i completely abused my power on the internet

me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

lameboob:

I’m on my way

me: [walking past video game store]
me: [bREATHES HEAVILY]
mom: no